my talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting really sad over things i saw coming
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How you know you havent been on tumblr in a while
when a bunch of porn blogs follow you
Me drinking chocolate milkshake: lol screw this if i am going to gain weight so be it i am treating myself and it tastes delicious so fuck it
Me drinking green tea: i am the epitome of health my body is a temple i am cleansed of all impurities and are one with mother nature
Gotta get my Tumblr juice back
Things I Never Learned In High School
- How to do taxes
- What taxes are
- How to vote
- What political parties are
- How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
- How to write a check/balance a check book
- Anything to do with banking
- How to do loans for college
- How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
- How to buy a car or house
but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem
thank you
didn’t learn any of this in college either
yoooooo (part II)
- How to do taxes
- What taxes are
- How to vote
- What political parties are
- How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
- How to write a check/balance a check book
- Anything to do with banking
- How to do loans for college
- How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
- How to buy a car or house
BONUS
- How the stock market works (and how to invest)
- How insurance works (house, car, life)
- Good meals for under $10
HOLY CRAP REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE
How I learn more on tumblr in a day than I did in high school/college combined
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People with good parents get so offended when abused children speak negatively of their parents. Like…REALLY offended lol.
They say things like “Your mom would do anything for you” and “Your parents sacrificed a lot for you!” and “I don’t respect anyone who talks down on their parents.”
But just because YOUR parents would do anything for you and sacrificed a lot for you doesn’t mean it applies to all parents. We don’t have the same experience boo. You can’t tell me shit about what my mama would do for me. All moms and dads are not created equal.
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